Krystina

The Madam alias Mom. She controls the infamous house of DMAS. Information flows through here faster than the clearance merchandise at Macy's. Children as young as 12 were caught joining and participating in house discussions and chats. Besides North America, our sources tell us that the tapping of DMAS lines is wide spread, going as far as Germany and Australia. To what distance will the Madam go...to what distance will DMAS grow?

Lee

Ex-Executive Producer, of DM. Rumor has it that after spending his hiatus in Tibet, Lee has finally realized his path...and moved to China town. But first and foremost on his mind is the nagging question of "how the heck do I get out of this lotus position?" No longer known as the Golden tongue, Lee has taken on a new identity as "The Golden Dragon". Something I'm sure he can Master. Can DMAS survive without the teasing or the occasional morsel of news? Could it be? I hear someone new has stepped into Lee's shoes, quite a "feet" considering he still has them on. But who can it be?? Look no further....see below!! Note: All of us from chi to shinning chi wish Lee and company good luck on "Martial Law"!

Chris

Presenting Chris Abbott the new Executive Producer. Better known as the Martha Stewart of Diagnosis Murder! Hired not only for her crafting ability, but for her ingenious way of spicing up anything she touches. So, what will she and her team of culinary specialists be preparing for us? Could it be a jumbolia of murder, mystery and mayhem? Or perhaps a stir fry of comedy, characters and chaos. Whatever the menu, the heat is on, the pot is boiling...and we at DMAS are famished! I think it's time to set the table.....and I'm ready for Ms Abbott to grab the ladle and start serving! Grrrraaarrww...excuse me, that was my stomach.

Martha

Specializes in extractions. No one can pull the same amount of information that she can from the DMAS or unsuspecting guests. Every assignment is planned and well co-ordinated. Why? What does she do with the information once she gets it.? Who is helping her find these so called topics of interest. Dogmatic Martha does not work alone. Inside sources tell us she has accomplices ..3 to be exact. All can sniff out information from about 30 yards. I believe she is a double agent.

Terri

Alias The Tape Lady or the Queen Of Dupe. Her charge... holding her poor VCR hostage. She worked this electronic device day and night contributing to the FIX of the DM addict. She even went as far as too remove the off button permanently on her VCR, confusing this already tired machine. She showed her VCR...no mercy...no pity but above all, she gave it no oil.

Pammie

Runs the Black Market Writers' Circle. She was last seen scurrying underground when plans foiled to post writers scripts in the house of DMAS. Not to be outdone Pammie set up her own print shop. Almost daily we see new stories surfacing, wild adventures, intriguing mysteries, hurt/comfort themes,and of course murder. Rumour has it that some of these writers actually believe that these adventures have happened to them. What does she get in exchange for these yarns .. who is profiting?

Quilt

Now on display (see little box to your left) the DMAS quilt of many colours. Hundreds of man made hours were spent in planning and designing . Each achievement square representing a milestone in the career of Dick Van Dyke.
So special is this birthday quilt that both Dick and Barry have decided to temporarily quit their lucrative careers and permanently hold and display our labour of love. What dedication! What strong wrists!
Can a value be placed on this "Most Wanted" quilt? Not by a long shot. It will soon become a Van Dyke heirloom gracing the stucco walls of Mr. Van Dykes' home.

Georgette

Better known as Gette (Jet). Is she Angel of darkness or Angel of light? Angel of Diagnosis or Angel of fright? Unless you are a member, you will never know why Gette discovered Angels. Stick around and learn some more. Just a mere toddler when found outside the doors of DMAS. Her only possessions, a computer and dictionary. Taken and nurtured by the elders she quickly learned the ropes, filling the list with youthful energy. Stopping only to wipe the occasional "spill" of enthusiasm. :-) Now graduating with honors, Gette has clearly earned her degree in F.A.N.A.C (Gamma Angel sector) meaning "Find Anything New About Charlie". Her quest for knowledge...first and foremost.